....SERIOUSLY! *Advertorial* To all foreigners who are unhappy with us..SCRAM! Omg! Their service sucks sucks sucks!!
And AND...!
We tried to look like tourists today..but I suppose it failed.
Paying's bag got stuck with a post tix note that wrote..
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"Singaporean are sucks!"
What's the first thing that comes to your mind if you receive such a note?
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OH GOD...! YOUR TENSES ARE SO PERFECT. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO WRITE BROKEN ENGLISH. IT'S MAKING US (SINGAPOREANS) SO ASHAMED OF OUR SINGLISH......
not.
I can provide you with tuition if you are struggling with it.
For more details, please email me at iwantVERYgoodenglish@hotmail.com.
-__________-""
It must be some (asian) foreign student's work. otherwise, who the hell carries post tix to town right?
I guess this student perhaps is fuming mad that singapore doesn't legalise gun-carrying. And he/she can't go around shooting people from his/her campus..resulting in a desperate attempt to go around and stick post tix on singaporeans' bags. Or it's probably because paying looks so bitchy... *SIGH*
The next, we're not.
Tempted by the mango dessert sample..
I went in again that day..
And we happily ordered 2 portions..thinking it's a mango pudding dessert.
It wasn't.
Although it doesnt tastes bad, it ain't pudding as we thought.
So I repeat myself.
It shall be the 2nd and last time I'm going to patronise that cafe! Never gona fall for it ever again.
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My legs are so tired from all the walking..I need massage!!
*dreaming of a full body massage....."
How sad can reality reflect at times!
Paying and me finally concluded that we want to find a rich angmoh boyfriend in California next year and we went on dreaming...
I secretly daringly and openly think that this dream will never come true!
ps: she has Peoter LAPINSKI. haha
*Advertorial*
For Paying..it's very simple. Buy her the White Gucci bag that costs S$1,870, and she'll marry you. Cheaper than vietnam brides eh!
Good deal.